O Tannenbaum

Christmas is the best time of the year. It seems that if you do it right (unlike those who trampled the Walmart Employee to death last weekend) all the crap goes away and there are no longer those day to day worries.
Here is my hot Christmas tree. I know, its spectacular. It was part of the decor from my wedding. Pretty sweet huh?

Now try it with the lights out!!







And just to make me look even more awkward....


The worst part is that it's only on one side. The annoying elastic is used to fix my crooked smile and increase my acceptance of constant pain. It's sad what I'll do for the sake of vanity.